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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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