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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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