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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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