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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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