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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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