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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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