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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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