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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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