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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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