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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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