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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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