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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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