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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Shane Ronay
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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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