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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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