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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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