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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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