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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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