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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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