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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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