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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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