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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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