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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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