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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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