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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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