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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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