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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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