Pictures:

Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

2536

What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

1818

What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

3126

Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

1516

Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

2450

Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

88

How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

120

How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

1400

Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

636

Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

2375

What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

1223

Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

1185