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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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