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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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