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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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