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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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