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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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