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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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