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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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A dessert island.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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