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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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