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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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