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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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