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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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A dessert island.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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