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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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