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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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