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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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