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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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