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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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