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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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A pear of scissors.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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