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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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