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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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