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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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