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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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