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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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