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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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