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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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