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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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