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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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