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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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