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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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