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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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