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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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