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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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