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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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