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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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