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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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