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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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