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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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