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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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