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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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