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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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