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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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