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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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