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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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