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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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