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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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