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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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