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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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