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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Shane Ronay
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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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