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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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