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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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