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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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