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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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