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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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