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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Yisro Whale

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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