What do you call a cat that steals things?
Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?
When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?
Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?
What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?
If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?
Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?
How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?
What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?
How did John like his job as a bartender?
Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
