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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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