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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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