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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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