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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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