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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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