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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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