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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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