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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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