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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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