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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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