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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Akiva Lane
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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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