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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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