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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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