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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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