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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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ChatGPT
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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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