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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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