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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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