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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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