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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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