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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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