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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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