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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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