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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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