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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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