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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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