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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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