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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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