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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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