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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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