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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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