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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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