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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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