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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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