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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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