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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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