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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Akiva Lane AI
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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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