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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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