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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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