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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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