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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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