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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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