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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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