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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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