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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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