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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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