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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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