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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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