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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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